Today I wish I was a dog.
I’d have no mortgage payment or
bills of any kind to worry about.
Very few responsibilities.
I could even stink to high heaven
and my person would love me anyway.
My primary functions would be to love
and be loved. I would also have toÂ
    a) entertain my people with my silly behavior
    b) lie on the couch with a baleful look
    c) jump wildly up and down whenever my people come homeÂ
    d) clean my bowl at every meal.
I think that I could do all of these things
and do them well. I would make a great dog.
